izinkan saya kembang setalam..

Pada majlis tersebut, Sekolah Kebangsaan (SK) Minden Height memenangi anugerah Peningkatan 5A Terbaik, SK Pasir Gebu menerima anugerah Peningkatan Peratusan 5A Terbaik, manakala SK Titi Teras, Balik Pulau menerima anugerah Sekolah Berpotensi Peningkatan UPSR.

-taken from utusan online 16th december 2008-

WAH! SK titi teras tu sekolah aku aa..bapak aku xcaya ja. dulu sekolah aku tu buruk gila..jap aa aku try lukis gambarajah satah pelan sekolah tu..


sekolah tu buruk mcm lukisan aku ni aa.ahahaa..so, every morning aku kayuh basikal pi sekolah tu, sampai, letak basikal bawah bangunan kayu tu. kalau ada membe kami cari pijat-pijat dulu. pastu pi kantin mkn bfast free kalau ada. pastu beratur luar kelas, senang diri, jaga sedia. masuk, main, main, main, belaja, main, main, main. main, main. aku rasa aku xigt pun bila masa ada aku blaja..oo bestnya..sekarang baca buku khatam 18kali pun soalan exam mcm hape lagi..

Saya cinta arsenal

bagaimanakah caranya untuk memenuhi hajat anda? senang saja.

kita bagi contoh la. kata la anda ni fan arsenal, dan arsenal tgh lawan chelsea. so, mesti la anda nak arsenal menang kan?
so, apa jadi bila masa 1st half ada pantek hitam score own gol dan anda dapati arsenal main mcm Penang NTFA?? (nibong tebal FA, now defunct alredi)

haa, introducing, the new seru-seru kit (dun worry, not yoga, halal punye)

-from top: arsenal jersi (road walk punya), potfolio surgeri, biskut kelapa (kudud bawak kelmarin), ayaq masak, oxford clinical hbook (the only medical book i read), remote astro, penselbok dan rakan2, nota2 examinasion.

cara nk pakai? buka baju, letak atas sekali, letak potfolio tgh2, letak makanan dan minuman tgh2, alat tulis pun tgh, notes bawah sekali.. pastu start aa puja.." dewa dewa~berikan lah~kepada kami~arsenal menang~" ulang la lebih kurang 5 kali..kalau nk power bole buat tarian rota sambil pusing2 kit ni.

so, dlm masa 15 min lagi, rvp score 2 bijik. selamat mencuba..oh ya, jgn lupa call fan chelsea bertanya khabar selepas dah berjaya. contoh dialog yg bole diguna pakai.
i) hello my fren!!! how are u? sihat aa? tadi ada tgk bola ka?
ii) hello my fren!!! ada kenai ka sapa robin? ala, robin van persie..
iii)hello my fren!!!! dlm byk2 van, van apa yg bole main bola?

majulah sukan untuk negara..

jagalah permakanan anda.

haritu saya tgk tv di rumah saya. untuk pengetahuan tuan2 dan puan2, rumah saya dah ada ASTRO! di ulang..ASTRO! muahahaahaahhaahaha..tapi disebabkan kekedekutan abang saya, maka astro rumah saya xda sport. same thing la..mlm2 kena merayap pi kasim mustape la. oh ya, balik pulau la ni dah ada KASIM MUSTAPE! di ulang KASIM MUSTAPE! muahahahahaha..

so balik kepada topik asal selain daripada kemjuan balik pulau, haritu aku tgk cenel masakan ini. saja aku suka tgk cenel masakan di bulan puasa dengan harapan menjadi kenyang..dia ada satu tips berguna untuk fatty2 mcm aku ni..di kata, lelaki setiap hari perlu 2100 kalori. so, buat la tiga bekas n label, bfast, lunch dan dinner. then bubuh la kertas2 undi n tulis nama masakan dan jumlah kalori atas kertas tu. then, everytime nk makan cabut undi n make sure ur votes xlebih 2100 kalori. bloody genius right?

then, terlintas di minda aku ni, how the fcuk should i know the kalori dlm every meal unless every meal i ate is a happy meal? so, malang tidak berbau hari ni aku pi ward ortho, tgk2 kat papan notis tu ada benda ni,



-tada! , blur sikit tapi atas tu dia ada tulis every kalori 4 each malaysia punya meal. bagus la nurse2 ward ortho ni..walaupun xcun tapi bole pakai..tapi memandangkan sekarang ni bulan puasa so ada satu meal saja that is dinner. so all the 2100 kalori i add up during buka puasa n the end result is still ye olde fatty boom boom...pasrah........
bila mau kurus wei??!!!!!

y pepel tends to look for patterns?
y pepel who recognised pattern better is considered to have greater IQ?

Che a

ini adalah che a. ataupun lebih dikenali dengan nama glamer beliau, raja dut @ batman @ ketua group india @ main pro evo baik sial. hari ini 9/8/08. Che A dah ada anak sial!!!! anak perempuan. ketika beliau sedang berpro evo di ruang tamu, tiba2 beliau mendapat panggilan dari isterinya maka beliau berkata." aku dah agak dah bini aku nk beranak haritu. aku nk balik aa." maka dengan kelajuan cahaya, beliau balik ke kl. pukul 8 mlm, sms aku kata dah jadi bapa. ahahaha.

gila aa, x caya lagi woi. perangai yg kurang matang mcm aku dah jadik bapa ka?? kira aku pun dah bole ada anak aa..cuma che a ada senjata misteri. kalau jere ada senyum palsu, maka che a ada multiple personality.. depan bini dia kan jadi personaliti suami yg macho. depan naren dia akan jadi ketua group. depan kami dia jadi cacat dan batman.

tahniah di ucapkan kepada che a. sayanglah anak kau lebih daripada tanaman2 kau di hadapan rumah aku ni.

kuasa minda..

there are things in the world that u can afford to forget..u can afford 2 forget paying ur bills..bcoz it'll add up to next month punya. u can forget to isi minyak moto..bcoz then u got membe that can go buy a botol of minyak for u. u can forget to makan..bcoz then u lapar sure u mau mkn punya. u can even forget to berak..then sakit perut padan muka..
but there are absolute things that u can't forget. no matter what the bloody circumstances are..or else u will be left 'sms'ing udara..call also dapat udara dan operator..do not ever forget ur gf or bini punya besday...now i had to learn it the hard way..still sms'ing udara, lapisan troposfera dan satelit measat 2..

pilihan hari raya..

bcoz i'm so pissed off with Wenger..(i'll forgive him when he tells sagna to break silvestre's leg) so i want to blog about current affairs. wht could be more interesting than the current msian political news. every day mesti ada cerita.

so haritu, iaitu hari selasa, ialah cuti rasmi bagi seluruh negeri Pulau Pinang dan kawasan yg sewaktu dgnnya..jadi disebabkan tiada seorg pun daripada kalangan kami yg akan study pada hari cuti so kami decide utk ke Permatang pauh utk menyaksikan petempuran hebat ini. plan asal kena gerak at 730 am to avoid jam, tetapi... malang tidak berbau..pengarang dan housemate2nya bantai tidor..bgn2 pukul 12..ahaha..pastu mujed dgn gemoi dtg ajak pegi jugak..
so dlm 230 kami pun gerak aa..tetapi perjalanan kami terganggu sedikit kerana camcul ingin pergi ke Permatang Paus..yg hanya wujud di lautan pasifik..

destinasi 1: jumpa bapa gemoi. sampai2 kat seberang jaya dah start jam. gemoi nk jumpa bapa dia dulu so pusing aa ke one of the pusat pkr kot..oh ya, perlu diingatkan bahawa every polling center akan dilengkapi dgn one row of barisan supporters and another row of pkr suppoters on the opposite side (obviously outnumbering the bn) hurling abuses at each other. contoh2 catch phrase yg sukar dilupakan," ho liao!" kata seorg pakcik sambil thumbs up di bendera pkr."hangpa semua bodo!" jerit pakcik ni kepada musuh beliau,"tak ku buloq!" dll....so jumpa bapa gemoi dia bagi kami byk freebies pkr..terbaik..dah aa che a pakai baju pmc..kena cekup mmg takle nk cover dah aa sekolah mana..so then kami pun bergerak aa ke permatang pauh,


-suasana hari itu-


-antara freebies tu, topeng anwar ibrahim, later digunakan dirumah aku utk menakut2kan aku dengan menggantungnya dibilik air dan dapor-

destinasi 2: cari kedai roti canai sedap bm. all the way, jam gila khinzir. kelihatan byk child labor dilakukan sepanjang jln. terdapat byk gila polis. mcm bole perang anytime. kt satu tempat ni, kubang semang kot, dah mcm nk gado dah..maki sampai pecah tengkok dah kot. polis kena pegang group ni.. then sampai la kat bm. kami pun makan aa roti canai yg sedap gila..weekend ni maybe aku pi lagi pasai sedap sgt..

so, in the end anwar ibrahim menang..kesian kat tok pi..awat diq gatai nk bertanding sgt..

-poster tok pi-

Crazy..

20/8/2008..

Meanwhile, United defender Mikael Silvestre is closing in on a surprise move to Arsenal for a transfer fee in the region of £750,000.

The 31-year-old defender is seeking a move from Old Trafford in a bid to secure first team football; Manchester City and Sunderland were understood to have been leading the chase for the former France international's service, until Arsenal stepped in.

A move from Old Trafford to the Emirates would be a surprise given the two clubs' recent history of animosity, but relations between Ferguson and Arsene Wenger are thought to have thawed and the United boss is not expected to block a move despite the Gunners being a potential title rival.

Not surprisingly Silvestre, who joined United in 1999 from Inter Milan, is expected to accept Arsenal's approach as the Gunners offer the Champions League football while Sunderland are not in a European competition and Man City are on the verge of a humiliating exit from the UEFA Cup to Danish minnows FC Midtjylland.
-from soccernet.com-

mula2 Gallas, now Silvestre ka! berapa byk spy musuh kau mau pasang dlm team Arsenal ni boss? y dont after this you go and angkat Hyppia kasi cukup semua top team punya spy?? seriously xle terima..


-Arsenal mau sign aku ka??-

pulang marilah pulang

3/4 of my holiday is spent at bukan di tempat sendiri..but finally..i'm home! aaa...best gila rasa dapat baring atas katil sendiri..best aa jln2 cuti haritu..walaupun mostly tido dan tgk tv saja..sekarang terasa kepala otak berat gila..macam keta yg 8 bulan xstart..dah aa lama xbaca buku,..asyik baca subtitile cerita Anakku bukan anakku aje..cerita ini sgt la best dan bole ditonton setiap 2.30 pm ditv3 setiap isnin hingga khamis..igt haritu nk abis dah cite ni sekali ada twist lagi daa..apa bole buat daa..layan je daa..aku mahu tidur daa..

frenly balo..

seperti biasa aa, blog ni kerap jln masa musim exam saja..sebab ada aku ambik gamba ni dari blog alonso so, aku pun bole la nk blog pasal frenly dgn senioritas khamis ari tu..


ni la team jr..
duduk dari kiri: bapekun, zaim, campi, yin, jereidolakami, amirtores, mike..
berdiri dari kiri: chris, nikel, daniel, jason, gerrard, izwan, xkenal, kududan, mujit..

aku dah aa main2 ptg dah mind set gila bapa nk jadi fullback dgn siap dia punya off-the-ball lagi last2, xde org nk jadi keeper so tpaksa aa..2 aa main bola ni..kena bkorban demi team..Henry ajar aku dulu2 biar dulu main out of position sebab dia pun dulu main left wing..Toure pun sama..mula2 striker pastu jadi center back..Gallas x ade apa2 faedah pasal dia spy Chelsea..HLeb bole chow cibeng..pastu lg, tah mcm mane aku tgk senior mcm pancit je,,mungkin pasal depa pancut kot bila dah finals xtau aa..oo..lupa nk ckp ni frenly last dgn senior pasal depa dah grad dah pasni..

pastu kami leading 1-0 own gol bek depa..pastu seri 1-1..aku dah save aa bola tu abos stretch dah pastu kena tiang pastu ada apek super ni tangguk..cesss..pastu kami dapt penalti..jereidolakami bajet dia Zidane nk chip aa keeper tu..sekali chip slow gila baban daa..keeper sengih..tapi xpe sebab dia idola kami..

pastu dpt satu lagi penalti..kudud angkat kena tiang kanan..patu bola dtg balik kat kaki dia tapi dia sepak naik atas tiang.tapi sebab dia yg dptkn penalti tu so kasi can aa..pastu kami lead 2-1 Mike score..pastu gerrard score run dari tgh padang tu jadi aa 3-1..dgr cita byk dah kelab2 nk pancing gerrard ni..

puas hati aa main bola..

dah sekarang aku nk baca buku sebab exam esok..lepas exam ni aku nk tido 48 jam stret to the point..

Busta rhymes feat Linkin Park-we made it

to Blur..coffee and tv does not work..

Just as i was contemplating between bola and study, the absolute truth atau pencahayaan agung sudah tiba. BOLA! y? last nite one of the greatest comeback occur in the world and given the manner of the comeback, lagi dasat lor.. mcm liverpool punya comeback against AC Milan.

If ur not watching euro2008, then ur from Mars..

after watching Croatia beat Germany 2-0, i'm fairly confident that they'll reach the semis.. although the team at THE moment is Portugal, Netherlands and David Villa..

but do u know the effect of Euro to the fans here?

i) lots of insomnia case. unproductive day work.
ii) the rich (maple, cinale and melayule) becomes richer and the poor (kami, students, working class, dan kerja shift malam) becomes poorer..still need to spend duit minyak what to go and see bola.
iii) suddenly, everybody ada skill bola..eg; abg Camcul kita bole header macam Toni, Ahmad jadi sergio Ramos, fazrin finish mcm Villa.. plg dasat last nite, aku tgk tv1 kedah lwn pahang mamat tu score mcm Sneijder longshot siallll....bila masa org msia power ni??
iv) anyone who does NOT know the latest result is for sure akan pass the upcoming exam cemerlangly or naik pangkat this coming July.

Demmit laa..aku ada exam doh 2 minggu ni..dah la susah gle..tapi bola lebih penting dari exam..so, aku kena figure out camna nk tgk bola sambil keje dan study jln sekali..aku dah la xde kuasa serap mcm Idola Kami Jere (IKJ)..

byk cerita hari ni..elaun menteri turun 10%, aku dah xpower main fm, keje byk nk mampos, tapi plg best among all is the falter of the world champion Italy.
famously known for being super-defensive, how in the world can they conceded 3 goals is super ajaib.. mungkinkah bomoh defense Italy sudah mati? atau cannavaro xpuas hati pegi cari bomoh kenakan panucci? sori la dok kat msia ni byk sgt cite2 bomoh dan hantu..best woo (INI ADALAH AMARAN KERAS!!!DILARANG MENGEPOST ATAU MENGOMEN SEBARANG MATERIAL HANTU DLM BLOG NI!!!!) aku pantang...
apa2 hal netherlands main mmg lawa..mcm class 1998 dgn 1988 dulu tu..plg best usha sneijder..power nk mati siot..nistelrooy xpayah aa tgk. tangguk bodo je..


-No 23 tu..Beckham punya Ong sudah turun kat dia-

mlm ni jom usha spain vs russia..fabregas main tu..hiddink punya ternakan pun main tu..
p/s: ang aku sudah malas pi maple, mahai sangat laa..nk pi kena pakai minyak moto lg..

kids says the darnest things..

while i was on my way back from maghrib, suddenly at the masjid steps i overheard 2 child talking,..."how do u spell emcouragement?"."aaa...aaa....encoauragement"..y is dis phenomenal where malaysian children learning spelling in english is so widespread now?".its all because of this tv show, Spell it Right. link: http://www.nst.com.my/Sir/index_html. what struck me is dat how much influence it had on the kids. admit laa, do u ever had dis kind of conversation at tepi2 jalan when u was a child? xpenah kan? n spelling wasnt my forte either..so, much i was upset with my inability to spell dat it just make me dont bother anymore..but, tiba2 rasa malu doh kalau dak2 3-4 tahun can spell better than u..so , i wonder why is this show is so influential???
aku tertgk satu episode cite ni n trust me its not entertaining at all..aku rasa budak2 pun akan tukar pegi cenel len,, so, sapa2 yg ada adik atau anak yg masih di bangku sekolah rendah, boleh x tanya depa apa yg best sgt cite ni??

hoyo. despite the public unrest due to the increase in minyak price to rm2.70, i think it's a wise move from the gov. because mmg the gov is in loss by subsidising the minyak and if this continues to the point dat the market price does not reflect the price we r paying till a range dat is considered too large, havoc will occur such as tiba2 pada satu hario yg tenang, harga naik from rm1.90 to rm10.00..bole terima ke? cannot rite? what's unwise bout dis move is dat, the timing and the process..too rushed..sepatutnya slow2 la increase..10 sen per month ke..takkan tak tau org kita kuat melatah..pantang kena sergah..panic laa..

enuff la bout dis stuff..eventually, 4-5 months later the price will rise again.. same thing will happen..better be prepared than cryin gover dis..but the bubble will burst some day..ingat lagikah anda akan an invention they called the typrwriter or walkman..dulu around rm200 per piece and in less than 10 years time sudah jadi brg antik..

dis euro aku sapot Croatia? y? aa..
reasons y u should sapot croatia:
1. they are the one who put steve mclaren out of the job even though dah qualify. tq guys.
2. ada Eduardo, even though xmain.
3. ada kranjcar, power long shot.
4. main disiplin..xde nk bolot n nampak ada idea nk buat ape..(bkn mcm england dan spain, harap set piece)
5. bilic tu muda lagi dowh. aku mmg minat manager muda dan berbakat ni..

nk ja aku sapot powerhouse like germany, france ,italy tapi aku berfirasat euro ni mcm negara bkn powerhouse je nk menang.

ni ada gamba kit arsenal baru 4 2008/2009


lawa gak la..mcm kit 1998..terigt overmars dgn bergkamp.

hallo..need a place to bent out my opinion of injustice done towards arsenal dis year..btw, jgn la tangkap saya..saya xda nk tulis benda pelik2..ok, saya merasmikan blog ni dgn lafaz bismillah dan lagu matta-wo oo kamu ketahuan pacaran lagi..