Breathe

ijust love her. too bad she get married too early. boohoo. nway, enjoy.

Peanut butter and Jelly..

Here's a rank released today by yahoo on the best peanut butter (pb) / mentega kacang on the planet.

well, i certainly agree with the best creamy category. it's definitely skippy. wha? am i a pb xpert? you betcha. had been my staple food since i even began to consume milk! pb is the stuff that running through my arteries and veins right now. ask any of my primary and secondary school mates.

n what's more weird is dat i'm asian! we don't eat sandwiches, we eat rice! but somehow, the stork screw up at the baby factory and i end up with a western tounge. which got to the disbelief and sometimes, ire of my family and mates.

so, my vote on this topic? hmm..
-Best creamy. Skippy
-Best chunky. Lady's choice
-Best flavor. Lady's choice with blackcurrent jam
-Best attempt to innovate but failed. Lady's choice with rice crispies
-Best own made pb sandwich. pb with tuna mayonaise and cheese, and a grilled hot dog.

i'm telling you, pb goes great with almost anything. try it! n maybe we could share recipes.

n to my dissapointment, pb in ireland are crap! thank god they got skippy over there. Jay-sus! n wht do they put on their bread? nutella. get real. who wants to put chocolate on their bread? i rather ate a chocolate bar instead. thank god tht subway decide to open up there to tell them that flavorful food exists, not just potatoes!

here's a clip bout the awesomeness of pb.enjoy.

stand up comedy

-funny as hell-

been watching russell peters dis week n dat guy is freaking hilarious. n the cool thing is dat he can make racist jokes without annoying anyone, incl the jews!
so, i recalled the only time dat i ever been to a stand up. have i ever been to i? luckily, yes i have! haha..with hadi jiwang indon during the dublin times.

now, Allah made me funny (AMMF) was brilliant n i really respect the effort these guys put in to break the stereotype on muslims. yup, we are soo being stereotype now dat we got people who is ashamed dat they are muslims. and one who constantly act like a cunt.

but, 4get dat, dah akhir zaman pun, of course thing will get worse after this.

what i want to tell to day is my experience at the AMMF. the 1st guy, Azhar Usman, was doin his stuff n tells a joke. then, people laugh. then, still in my joyful moment, i was like, laughing n repeating the joke to hadi jiwang indon.

what happen was, the whole audience went quiet during the time i repeat that joke to hadi jiwang indon n damn it, they all heard it. that guy asked to the audience, "ahaha, who said that?...silence...of course nobody will answer, they always like that.ahaha"

then he made a joke about people like me. what happen to me at that time? cower down, menyorok tersengih2 like any typical melayu bila disuruh panggil depan bagi ucapan ke ape. bile dibelakang punya la bising.ehehe..but that's normal.hehe

no, i was reminded of this incident when i watched russell peters n one of the audicence's phone rang, n nobody wouldn't admit it n then...you know what you gonna get with him..hehehe..kesian all the poor chinese and indian guys but he's cool and knew where to drew the line.

so, now, back to more russell peters n sorry for being a downloading bastard. hehe.

Tackles

bkn tekel mengorat la, tp tekel dlm bola. now bile dah ade player man u yg pateh kaki baru aa nk bising.. but what can we do? the world is prejudiced n it always on the side of man united. even after, diaby, eduardo, ramsey n just last week zamora broke their leg, the world just kept quiet. thanks to the football god, justice is served. lets hope, monkey cole, john terry bajet, gary neville, receive their balasan secepat mungkin. haha, jahat kn aku nih? what can i do, i'm just a normal arsenal football fan.


-budak pun nk buli ke? xde maruah langsung-

so, wht can we do to curb these always intentional career-threatening tackles?(its never unintentional, you go in for the tackle, there's ur intention. n stop pura2 to be symphatetic shawcrossing crybaby after u commit that tackle. it must had felt good in the dressing room afterwards, ain't it?) i suggest hukum qisas. betul ke spelling ni? a broken leg for a broken leg. i cannot cari mkn, so does you. with this, baru la defender xberani nk wat gila lagi. now what do they get? suspension? so what? my gaji still jalan. anak2 ramsey 11 orang sapa mau makan lepas ni? dah la dia muda lagi. spm pun xpass. bini dia mana reti main bola.

football better shape up now or somebody gonna go home feeling reaallly nice. insert; alf inge haaland, kevin-prince boateng

Bubble Tea

It's funny dat my gf dunno what a bubble tea is. She thought it's like the lipton tea that you can get at the convinience store..haha..jgn marah k? bulan posa kena byk sabaq..




so, here's what a bubble tea looks like.n here's a link on how to make them.
whatscookingamerica.net/BubbleTea.htm

or better still, u can buy one for as low as rm2.40 kot..n it comes in many flavors..
nnt kite g beli sesame k?

On lailatulqadr

its the awaited night in ramadhan..but what's trendy and weird currently is that we keep looking for it but didn't do anything to appraise it. n then, the usual connotation which is, ah, ruginya tak beribadat, will occur. pelik kn? kite cari, maybe kite jumpa, kite tahu kelebihan die, tapi malas nk beribadat, then menyesal..whose fault is it? inilah penyakit umat akhir zaman, cintakan dunia, cintakan selimut, cintakan makanan...yet, they still hope and look for a miracle..lets hope that Allah bestowed His blessing on us despite our shortcomings..malu sgt tgk tv mlm2 org semayang terawih kt Makkah Al-Mukaramah..ini peringatan untuk diri saya sendiri..sapa2 yg terasa bole la wat pengajaran..pintu taubat masih terbuka..and sesungguhnya Allah tu Maha pengampun..wat la salah sejuta kali pun, kalau betul2 ikhlas kn bertaubat, insyaAllah diampunkan..bkn cam manusia, baru wat salah sekali, putus silatulrahim seumur idup..nk wat camne, dah lumrah kite mcm tu..but, frankly speaking, i dont think it has passed yet..peluang masih ada tuh..meh,pulun..ya rabbi, ihdinas siratulmustaqim...tunjukkanlah daku yg lurus ya Allah.

i missed cherry coke!

remember this? god, i miss this. and also fanta grape..and also air botol..