jagalah permakanan anda.

haritu saya tgk tv di rumah saya. untuk pengetahuan tuan2 dan puan2, rumah saya dah ada ASTRO! di ulang..ASTRO! muahahaahaahhaahaha..tapi disebabkan kekedekutan abang saya, maka astro rumah saya xda sport. same thing la..mlm2 kena merayap pi kasim mustape la. oh ya, balik pulau la ni dah ada KASIM MUSTAPE! di ulang KASIM MUSTAPE! muahahahahaha..

so balik kepada topik asal selain daripada kemjuan balik pulau, haritu aku tgk cenel masakan ini. saja aku suka tgk cenel masakan di bulan puasa dengan harapan menjadi kenyang..dia ada satu tips berguna untuk fatty2 mcm aku ni..di kata, lelaki setiap hari perlu 2100 kalori. so, buat la tiga bekas n label, bfast, lunch dan dinner. then bubuh la kertas2 undi n tulis nama masakan dan jumlah kalori atas kertas tu. then, everytime nk makan cabut undi n make sure ur votes xlebih 2100 kalori. bloody genius right?

then, terlintas di minda aku ni, how the fcuk should i know the kalori dlm every meal unless every meal i ate is a happy meal? so, malang tidak berbau hari ni aku pi ward ortho, tgk2 kat papan notis tu ada benda ni,



-tada! , blur sikit tapi atas tu dia ada tulis every kalori 4 each malaysia punya meal. bagus la nurse2 ward ortho ni..walaupun xcun tapi bole pakai..tapi memandangkan sekarang ni bulan puasa so ada satu meal saja that is dinner. so all the 2100 kalori i add up during buka puasa n the end result is still ye olde fatty boom boom...pasrah........
bila mau kurus wei??!!!!!

y pepel tends to look for patterns?
y pepel who recognised pattern better is considered to have greater IQ?

Che a

ini adalah che a. ataupun lebih dikenali dengan nama glamer beliau, raja dut @ batman @ ketua group india @ main pro evo baik sial. hari ini 9/8/08. Che A dah ada anak sial!!!! anak perempuan. ketika beliau sedang berpro evo di ruang tamu, tiba2 beliau mendapat panggilan dari isterinya maka beliau berkata." aku dah agak dah bini aku nk beranak haritu. aku nk balik aa." maka dengan kelajuan cahaya, beliau balik ke kl. pukul 8 mlm, sms aku kata dah jadi bapa. ahahaha.

gila aa, x caya lagi woi. perangai yg kurang matang mcm aku dah jadik bapa ka?? kira aku pun dah bole ada anak aa..cuma che a ada senjata misteri. kalau jere ada senyum palsu, maka che a ada multiple personality.. depan bini dia kan jadi personaliti suami yg macho. depan naren dia akan jadi ketua group. depan kami dia jadi cacat dan batman.

tahniah di ucapkan kepada che a. sayanglah anak kau lebih daripada tanaman2 kau di hadapan rumah aku ni.

kuasa minda..

there are things in the world that u can afford to forget..u can afford 2 forget paying ur bills..bcoz it'll add up to next month punya. u can forget to isi minyak moto..bcoz then u got membe that can go buy a botol of minyak for u. u can forget to makan..bcoz then u lapar sure u mau mkn punya. u can even forget to berak..then sakit perut padan muka..
but there are absolute things that u can't forget. no matter what the bloody circumstances are..or else u will be left 'sms'ing udara..call also dapat udara dan operator..do not ever forget ur gf or bini punya besday...now i had to learn it the hard way..still sms'ing udara, lapisan troposfera dan satelit measat 2..

pilihan hari raya..

bcoz i'm so pissed off with Wenger..(i'll forgive him when he tells sagna to break silvestre's leg) so i want to blog about current affairs. wht could be more interesting than the current msian political news. every day mesti ada cerita.

so haritu, iaitu hari selasa, ialah cuti rasmi bagi seluruh negeri Pulau Pinang dan kawasan yg sewaktu dgnnya..jadi disebabkan tiada seorg pun daripada kalangan kami yg akan study pada hari cuti so kami decide utk ke Permatang pauh utk menyaksikan petempuran hebat ini. plan asal kena gerak at 730 am to avoid jam, tetapi... malang tidak berbau..pengarang dan housemate2nya bantai tidor..bgn2 pukul 12..ahaha..pastu mujed dgn gemoi dtg ajak pegi jugak..
so dlm 230 kami pun gerak aa..tetapi perjalanan kami terganggu sedikit kerana camcul ingin pergi ke Permatang Paus..yg hanya wujud di lautan pasifik..

destinasi 1: jumpa bapa gemoi. sampai2 kat seberang jaya dah start jam. gemoi nk jumpa bapa dia dulu so pusing aa ke one of the pusat pkr kot..oh ya, perlu diingatkan bahawa every polling center akan dilengkapi dgn one row of barisan supporters and another row of pkr suppoters on the opposite side (obviously outnumbering the bn) hurling abuses at each other. contoh2 catch phrase yg sukar dilupakan," ho liao!" kata seorg pakcik sambil thumbs up di bendera pkr."hangpa semua bodo!" jerit pakcik ni kepada musuh beliau,"tak ku buloq!" dll....so jumpa bapa gemoi dia bagi kami byk freebies pkr..terbaik..dah aa che a pakai baju pmc..kena cekup mmg takle nk cover dah aa sekolah mana..so then kami pun bergerak aa ke permatang pauh,


-suasana hari itu-


-antara freebies tu, topeng anwar ibrahim, later digunakan dirumah aku utk menakut2kan aku dengan menggantungnya dibilik air dan dapor-

destinasi 2: cari kedai roti canai sedap bm. all the way, jam gila khinzir. kelihatan byk child labor dilakukan sepanjang jln. terdapat byk gila polis. mcm bole perang anytime. kt satu tempat ni, kubang semang kot, dah mcm nk gado dah..maki sampai pecah tengkok dah kot. polis kena pegang group ni.. then sampai la kat bm. kami pun makan aa roti canai yg sedap gila..weekend ni maybe aku pi lagi pasai sedap sgt..

so, in the end anwar ibrahim menang..kesian kat tok pi..awat diq gatai nk bertanding sgt..

-poster tok pi-

Crazy..

20/8/2008..

Meanwhile, United defender Mikael Silvestre is closing in on a surprise move to Arsenal for a transfer fee in the region of £750,000.

The 31-year-old defender is seeking a move from Old Trafford in a bid to secure first team football; Manchester City and Sunderland were understood to have been leading the chase for the former France international's service, until Arsenal stepped in.

A move from Old Trafford to the Emirates would be a surprise given the two clubs' recent history of animosity, but relations between Ferguson and Arsene Wenger are thought to have thawed and the United boss is not expected to block a move despite the Gunners being a potential title rival.

Not surprisingly Silvestre, who joined United in 1999 from Inter Milan, is expected to accept Arsenal's approach as the Gunners offer the Champions League football while Sunderland are not in a European competition and Man City are on the verge of a humiliating exit from the UEFA Cup to Danish minnows FC Midtjylland.
-from soccernet.com-

mula2 Gallas, now Silvestre ka! berapa byk spy musuh kau mau pasang dlm team Arsenal ni boss? y dont after this you go and angkat Hyppia kasi cukup semua top team punya spy?? seriously xle terima..


-Arsenal mau sign aku ka??-

pulang marilah pulang

3/4 of my holiday is spent at bukan di tempat sendiri..but finally..i'm home! aaa...best gila rasa dapat baring atas katil sendiri..best aa jln2 cuti haritu..walaupun mostly tido dan tgk tv saja..sekarang terasa kepala otak berat gila..macam keta yg 8 bulan xstart..dah aa lama xbaca buku,..asyik baca subtitile cerita Anakku bukan anakku aje..cerita ini sgt la best dan bole ditonton setiap 2.30 pm ditv3 setiap isnin hingga khamis..igt haritu nk abis dah cite ni sekali ada twist lagi daa..apa bole buat daa..layan je daa..aku mahu tidur daa..